Giggle Time - MAKING  YOUR  DAY  FUN.....DERFUL
 
At Giggle Time we Love to make people laugh!
Here are some funny jokes for kids - enjoy
 
Q:  What do you always get on your birthday?
A:  Another year older!
 
Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
 
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
 
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!
 
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!
 
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory!
 
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!
 
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!
 
Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Half a worm.
 
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: (Moo-dy!)
 
Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams!
 
Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
 
Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.
 
Q: How did the barber win the race? 
A: He knew a short cut.
 
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? 
A: Because they use honeycombs.
 
Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide
 
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
 
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
 
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
 
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
 
Q: How does an eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!
 
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
 
Q:  What did the elephant wish for on his birthday?
A:  A trunk full of gifts
 
Q:  What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A:  I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
 
Q:  Where would you learn to make ice cream?
A:  At sundae school.
 
Q:  What is the left side of a birthday cake?
A:  The side that's not eaten.